Note to self: When going for full disclosure, be cognizant of the full picture.
At the grocery store over the weekend with New Friend.
LMNT: Spotting the magazine rack. Oooh, wanna see something cool?
NF: Sure.
LMNT: Grabbing Modern Bride off the rack and proudly bringing it back to NF.
NF: Growing visibly uncomfortable, flushed, and dare we say starting to perspire?
LMNT: Say you're thumbing through this magazine--
NF: Wait a minute! I've known you for two weeks and you're already thumbing through bridal magazines wanting to show me "something cool?" Nervous laughter.
LMNT: Oh, this is NOT what it looks like.
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